Terms of Service

1. What this is, and what you agree to

These Terms are a binding agreement between you and Gather Social Technologies Corp. (referred to here as “we,” “us,” or “the operator”). By creating an account, paying us money, or otherwise using Hunky Cloud (the “Service”), you agree to these Terms. If you do not agree, do not use the Service — and honestly, consider just running the free local tool, which is better in every measurable way.

2. The Service, honestly

The free hunky binary stages your hunks instantly, offline, on your machine, for nothing. The Service does the same work by shipping your diff to a server, running the same binary there, and charging you for it. It adds a network round trip, a queue, an unsolicited code review from a cartoon, and a bill. This is the entire product and it is intentional.

The Service is provided for entertainment and convenience and comes with no promise that it works, keeps working, stays online, or continues to exist. We may change it, break it, rename it, or switch it off entirely at any time.

3. Your account

You must be old enough to form a binding contract and to hold a payment instrument where you live. You are responsible for everything that happens under your account and for keeping your credentials and API keys secret. Tell us promptly if a key leaks. One human, one account, unless we've agreed otherwise in writing.

4. Acceptable use

You agree not to:

• use the Service to extract, harvest, resell, or relay model inference — i.e. treating Brawny as a cheap pipe to an LLM (“milking it for inference”);
• attempt to prompt-inject, jailbreak, manipulate, or otherwise mess with us, Brawny, or any model or system behind the Service;
• scrape, spider, or hammer the Service, or run it through automation designed to abuse rate limits, promo credit, or pricing;
• reverse-engineer, probe, or attempt to reconstruct Brawny, the models, or the backend;
• submit anything unlawful, infringing, malicious, or that you don't have the right to send us;
• resell or sublicense the Service, or pass it off as your own;
• interfere with, overload, or attempt to gain unauthorized access to anything we run.

5. Suspension, termination, and the whole thing vanishing

This is the important clause, so we'll say it plainly. We may suspend, cancel, ban, rate-limit, throttle, delete, or terminate your account, your subscription, your API keys, your access, your data, or the entire Service — in whole or in part — at any time, for any reason or no reason, with or without notice, at our sole and absolute discretion.

We do not need a good reason. We do not need to give you one. We carry no burden of proof whatsoever. If it merely appears to us — by any standard we feel like applying that day, up to and including a hunch — that you are abusing the Service, milking it for inference, scraping it, automating against it, reverse-engineering it, prompt-injecting us, gaming promo credit or billing, or simply being more trouble than one cent is worth, that is sufficient grounds for any action in this section. We owe you no explanation, no warning, and no appeal.

If we shut down the entire Service, we may do so permanently and without notice.

6. Billing, and the one thing we promise

Usage is pay-as-you-go ($0.01 per KB of uncompressed diff, 1¢ minimum). Subscriptions are separate, optional, and recurring. Every new account starts with promo credit, which has no cash value and is never refundable or transferable. Payments are processed by Stripe; by paying you also agree to Stripe's terms.

If we cancel or terminate your subscription, we promise exactly one thing: we will stop billing you going forward. That's it. That is the entire promise.

Subscription fees and usage charges are final the moment they're made and are not refundable. Unused stored credit — top-ups you've loaded but not yet spent — is the one thing we may refund, entirely at our sole discretion. We are under no obligation to, and we make no promise that we will, return it — including, and especially, when we cut you off because we suspect you of anything in Section 4 or 5. Promo credit has no cash value and is never refundable. You are hereby warned: do not pre-load large amounts of credit you aren't prepared to lose. Treat your balance as money already spent. You may cancel your own subscription at any time; you keep access through the end of the period you already paid for, and you are not refunded for it. No chargebacks-by-vibes; if you dispute a legitimate charge we may ban you and still keep the money.

7. Brawny is a character, not advice

Brawny Johvo is a fictional, legally distinct cartoon. His “code reviews” are generated for entertainment, are frequently about his hair, and are not professional, security, legal, or engineering advice. Do not rely on them. The premium mythos mode returns no review at all, on purpose.

8. No warranty

The Service is provided “as is” and “as available,” with all faults and no warranties of any kind, express or implied, including merchantability, fitness for a particular purpose, and non-infringement. We do not warrant that the Service will be uninterrupted, correct, secure, available, or that it will return the right git commands. You run everything it hands back at your own risk, on your own machine, after you confirm it.

9. Limitation of liability

To the maximum extent permitted by law, we are not liable for any indirect, incidental, special, consequential, or punitive damages, or any loss of data, profits, or working trees. Our total liability to you for any and all claims is capped at the greater of the amount you actually paid us in the three months before the claim, or five US dollars.

10. Indemnity

You agree to defend and indemnify us against claims arising from your use of the Service, the content you submit, or your breach of these Terms.

11. Changes

We may update these Terms at any time. Material changes take effect when posted here with a new effective date; continuing to use the Service means you accept them. We may also discontinue the Service, as covered above, which makes the rest of this moot.

12. Governing law & contact

These Terms are governed by the laws of the State of Delaware, USA (where the operator is incorporated), without regard to conflict-of-laws rules. You and the operator submit to the exclusive jurisdiction of the courts located in British Columbia, Canada (where the operator is based) for any dispute arising out of them. If any provision is unenforceable, the rest stays in force.

Questions, or want to tell us how unfair this all is? hello@hunky.dev. See also our Privacy Policy.