Hunky Cloud
The free hunky binary stages your hunks instantly, offline, on your machine. Hunky Cloud does the exact same thing — by shipping your diff to a server, running the exact same binary there, and charging you monthly. It genuinely works. It is genuinely worse. That's the product.
A round trip your diff didn't need
Your working directory stays local — we only ever see your diff, and we only ever hand back the git commands you run yourself. We just add a server, a second binary, military-grade compression, and an enterprise handshake in between. For your convenience.
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Install the second binary
You already have hunky. Now go install hunky-cli — a whole separate binary, so you never have to run the first one again.
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Your diff takes a trip
hunky-cli runs git diff for you, compresses it (military-grade), and ships it to the cloud. Your code goes on a journey it did not need to take.
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Handshake → commands + a review
Submit, receive a request key, redeem the request key, receive { commands, review }. Hit y. The CLI runs the commands locally — exactly what hunky would have done, now slower and for money.
$ go install github.com/whiskeytuesday/hunky/hunky-cli@latest
$ hunky-cli auth hk_live_brawnyispretty
$ hunky-cli feature.go 4
⬡ Compressing diff (military-grade)… 3.1 KB → 3.2 KB
⬡ Uploading to Hunky Cloud…
⬡ Awaiting request key… req_7b52009b
⬡ Redeeming request key…
⬡ Waking the 1080 Ti…
⬡ Brawny-1 is reviewing your changes…
── Brawny-1 ──────────────────────────────────────────
Hey there, pretty mama. You pulled that crash fix out
as clean as I part my hair. Ship it. (Typo on line 12,
by the way. I'm gorgeous. Just saying.)
Hunky Cloud returned 1 command:
git apply --cached <<'PATCH' … PATCH
Apply to your index? [y/N] y
✓ Staged 1 hunk in 4,217 ms. ($0.04 — kidding. Unless.)Can't install binaries on your work laptop?
You're allowed — sometimes required — to spend the tools budget, but not allowed to
run a 2 MB binary on your own machine. Fine. The API is plain HTTP. curl it, or point your agents at it. Nothing to install on the calling host.
Brawny-1
Every response includes an unsolicited code review from Brawny-1, our proprietary in-house code-intelligence model.* You did not ask for it. You cannot turn it off. It is the product.
A representative Brawny-1 review:
"Whoa, mama. You extracted that helper as clean as I part my hair — five stars, no notes. Okay, one note: your error string's got a typo. But who am I to judge? I'm gorgeous. Ship it, pretty mama."
* Brawny-1 is a cheap open-weights model (Kimi / Qwen / DeepSeek — whichever is cheapest this week) behind a system prompt. The system prompt is mostly about his hair. It is, however, a very good system prompt. There is no GPU; the "1080 Ti" is an API call we admire.
Start free. Pay by the kilobyte.
The real product is free to start and bills by the byte. The monthly tiers below are tip jars with flair — a separate, optional thing that never touches your usage balance.
No subscription. Pay as you go.
$0.01 / KB of diff
Uncompressed, 1¢ minimum. A typo fix is a penny; a 5,000-line refactor is about two dollars. We built an async handshake, a GPU, and a proprietary AI to bill you a cent. We accept all major credit cards. For the cent.
$5 on the house
Every new account starts with $5 of promo credit. No card, no catch — sign up and start staging. That's ~500 trivial diffs before you've spent a cent of your own.
Top up anytime
When the credit runs dry, add funds — $10 minimum. The card networks nibble the small charges. So, frankly, do we.
$5 of rope
We let your balance run $5 into the red before Brawny stops returning your calls. Top up and he's back, gorgeous as ever.
Or pick a tip jar
These aren't usage plans — they're tip jars with benefits, billed separately from the balance above. The diffs are an afterthought; you're here for the flair.
Pretty Boy
A dollar a month. You won't even notice it leave.
$1/mo
- 256 KB of diffs / month (~$2.56 at PAYG)
- 10% off any overage — which you will never reach
- Unlock terse + verbose Brawny modes
- Your name in
hunky-cli credits(bottom shelf) - The title "Pretty Boy" in your dashboard
Mama's Boy
Our most popular plan. Mama would be so proud.
$5/mo
- 2.5 MB of diffs / month (~$25.60 at PAYG)
- 25% off overage (still entirely theoretical)
- Unlock haiku + sonnet review modes
- Bigger billing in
hunky-cli credits - A monthly email from Brawny (mostly about his hair)
The Whole Package
Ten whole dollars. For the true believer.
$10/mo
- 10 MB of diffs / month (~$102 at PAYG)
- 50% off overage you could not generate if you tried
- Every Brawny mode — including mythos (he says nothing)*
- Top billing in
hunky-cli credits - Brawny addresses you by name
* mythos is Brawny's most exclusive review mode. For national security reasons it returns the empty string until further notice. You are paying the most to hear the least; this is correct, and we thank you for your discretion.
Please note: this is a joke — but it is hooked up to a real Stripe account, and I will take your money, and I won't give it back. You may cancel at any time you like. No refunds are available. None. Ever. Thank you for your business.
It's in the budget.
Look — you've got an annual "developer tools" budget, and it's burning a hole in your pocket. JetBrains already got theirs. We just want a slice. Send it our way.
Appears on your corporate statement as:
GATHER SOCIAL TECHNOLOGIES CORP.
Reads like every other SaaS line item. Nobody in accounts payable has ever once questioned it.
Loved by at least one founder
"I built the model. The model is me. The model is mostly about my hair. Use Hunky Cloud."
"It works. It genuinely works. It took four seconds to do what the free tool does in four milliseconds. I have no notes. I have only questions."
"It was in the budget."
Questions you're too pretty to ask
Wait — is this real?
Yes. Appallingly. hunky-cli round-trips your diff through a server that runs hunky and hands you back git apply. We are as surprised as you are.
Why would I use this over the free local tool?
There is no good reason — and that is not a bug. The free tool is faster, private, and offline. Hunky Cloud is none of those, and it costs money. We are very clear about this.
Is there a free tier?
The whole thing is pay-as-you-go, and every new account starts with $5 of promo credit — no card required. Spend it however slowly you like; top up ($10 minimum) when it runs out. We even let your balance dip $5 into the red before we pause you. The monthly tiers are optional tip jars on top.
Do the monthly tiers include usage?
Each comes with a generous monthly diff allowance that, by our calculations, no subscriber will ever come close to using. That is the point. You are paying for flair and a clean conscience, not kilobytes — and the subscription never touches your pay-as-you-go balance.
Is my code safe?
Your diff goes to our server and to a third-party model so Brawny can compliment it. "Safe" is a strong word. The local tool, which we also make, never sends anything anywhere.
My laptop is locked down — I literally cannot install binaries.
Then the API is for you. It is plain HTTP — curl it, or have your agents call it. Apparently you are allowed to spend money on tools, and allowed to send your diff to a server, but not allowed to run a 2 MB binary on your own machine. We do not make the rules. We just bill for them. (See the API docs.)
What's the deal with the 1080 Ti?
Marketing. There is no 1080 Ti. There is no GPU. The "data center" is an OpenRouter API call. We just liked the sound of it.
Can I cancel?
Any time you like. No refunds. None. Ever. (See the disclaimer.)
Or… just use the free tool?
It's one Go binary. It works offline. It costs nothing. Wild.