Hunky Cloud
The free hunky binary stages your hunks instantly, offline, on your machine. Hunky Cloud does the exact same thing by shipping your diff to a server, running the exact same binary there, and charging you money for it. It just works.
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A round trip your diff didn't need
Your working directory stays local, we only ever see your diff, and we only ever hand back the git commands you run yourself. We just add a server, a second binary, military-grade compression, and an enterprise handshake in between. For your convenience.
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Install the second binary
You already have hunky. Now go install hunky-cli; a whole separate binary, so you never have to run the first one again.
- 2
Your diff takes a trip
hunky-cli runs git diff for you, compresses it (with military-grade encryption), and ships it to the cloud.
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Handshake → commands + a review
Submit, receive a request key, redeem the request key, receive { commands, review }
$ go install github.com/whiskeytuesday/hunky/hunky-cli@latest
$ hunky-cli auth hk_live_brawnyispretty
$ hunky-cli feature.go 4
⬡ Compressing diff (military-grade)… 3.1 KB → 3.2 KB
⬡ Uploading to Hunky Cloud…
⬡ Awaiting request key… req_7b52009b
⬡ Redeeming request key…
⬡ Brawny-bot is reviewing your changes…
── Brawny-bot ──────────────────────────────────────────
Hey there, pretty mama. You pulled that crash fix out
as clean as I part my hair. There's a typo on line 12
but it don't bother me none.
Hunky Cloud returned 1 command:
git apply --cached <<'PATCH' … PATCH
Apply to your index? [y/N] y
✓ Staged 1 hunk in 187 ms.Can't install binaries on your work laptop?
You're allowed, sometimes required, to spend the tools budget,
but not allowed to run a 2 MB binary on your own machine. Fine.
Our API is plain HTTP. curl it, or point your agents at it. Nothing to install on the calling host.
Brawny-bot
Every response includes an unsolicited code review from Brawny-bot, our proprietary in-house code-intelligence model.
A representative Brawny-bot review:
"Whoa, mama. You extracted that helper as clean as I part my hair — five stars, no notes. Okay, one note: your error string's got a typo. But who am I to judge?"
Start free. Pay by the kilobyte.
No subscription. Pay as you go.
$0.01 / KB of diff
Uncompressed, 1¢ minimum. A typo fix is a penny; a 5,000-line refactor is about two dollars. An async handshake, GPU data center, and a proprietary AI all to bill you one cent. All major credit cards accepted.
$5 on the house
Every new account starts with $5 of promo credit. No card no catch. Sign up and start staging now. That's ~500 trivial diffs before you've spent a cent of your own.
Top up anytime
When the credit runs dry, add funds. $10 minimum so the payment network fees don't eat us alive.
$5 of rope
We'll even let your balance run $5 into the red before Brawny stops returning your calls. Top up and he's back, gorgeous as ever.
Or pick a tip jar
Pretty Boy
A dollar a month. You won't even notice that
$1/mo
- 256 KB of diffs / month (a ~$2.56 value)
- 10% off of any overage
- Unlock terse + verbose Brawny modes
- Your name in
hunky-cli credits(bottom shelf) - The title "Pretty Boy" in your dashboard
Mama's Boy
Our most popular plan!
$5/mo
- 2.5 MB of diffs / month (a ~$25.60 value)
- 25% off on overage
- Unlock haiku + sonnet review modes
- Higher billing in
hunky-cli credits - A monthly email from Brawny full of VERY HELPFUL tech news and career advice
The Whole Package
For the highest of rollers
$10/mo
- 10 MB of diffs / month! a ~$102.40 value! wow!
- 50% off on overage you could not generate if you tried!
- Every Brawny mode including mythos!*
- Top billing in
hunky-cli credits! - What's it like being such a big strong important bigshot?
* mythos is Brawny's most exclusive review mode. For national security reasons it returns no review until further notice. You are paying the most to hear the least; this is correct, and we thank you for your discretion.
Please note: this whole thing seems like a joke but it is hooked up to a real Stripe account, and I will take your money, and I won't give it back. You may cancel at any time you like but no refunds are available. Thank you for your business!
It's in the budget.
Look you've got an annual "developer tools" budget, and it's burning a hole in your pocket. Sam and Dario already got theirs. We just want a slice. Send it our way.
Appears on your corporate statement as:
GATHER SOCIAL TECHNOLOGIES CORP.
Reads like any other SaaS line item. Nobody in accounts payable has ever once questioned it.
Loved by at least one founder
"The code review is a wonderful value-added feature that everyone enjoys"
"It works. It took four seconds to do what the free tool does in four milliseconds. No notes."
"It was in the budget."
Questions you're too pretty to ask
Wait is this real?
Yes. Appallingly. We are as surprised as you are.
Why would I use this over the free local tool?
You want to give us money, you have a mandatory tools budget to spend, you're not allowed to install outside binaries
Is there a free tier?
The whole thing is pay-as-you-go, and every new account starts with $5 of promo credit, no card required. Spend it however slowly you like; top up ($10 minimum) when it runs out. We even let your balance dip $5 into the red before we pause you.
Do the monthly tiers include usage?
Each comes with a generous monthly diff allowance that, by our calculations, no subscriber will ever come close to using. That is the point. You're paying for a clean conscience, not kilobytes. The subscription never touches your pay-as-you-go balance.
Is my code safe?
Your diff goes to our server and to a third-party model running on any number of machines who knows where. "Safe" is a strong word. It's probably not unsafe.
My laptop is locked down, I literally cannot install the cli.
Then the API is for you. It is plain HTTP, curl it, or have your agents call it.
Can I cancel?
Any time you like, but no refunds are available
This site feels like AI slop
A lot of it is
A couple of those weren't questions!
Everyone's a critic.
Or… just use the free tool?
It's one Go binary. It works offline. It costs nothing. Wild.